Sunday, February 21, 2010

Owl pellets have a satisfying crunch when you chew them.


I chewed a few today.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Good Day Checklist

Digging for voles

  • Early am walk, sniff and poo
  • Eat goose crap
  • Fill belly with delicious breakfast
  • Nap
  • Lick peanut butter from human's plate
  • Complete dishwasher pre-wash with tongue
  • Roll treaty ball around while human goes out
  • Nap in wingback chair
  • Greet human (apologize for napping in wingback chair after getting caught)
  • Go for car ride, bark at dogs on sidewalk
  • Bronte park - hunt voles, eat vole nests, chase red tailed hawks, sniff everything, pee on everything, eat owl pellets and mystery poo
  • Nap
  • Bark in backyard to assert presence
  • Fill belly with delicious dinner
  • Whine until human takes me out
  • Car ride, bark at dogs on sidewalk
  • Bronte park, vole hunting, sniff chickens, peacocks, bunnies and pigs at Children's Farm, fantasize about eating them
  • Car ride, nap en route
  • Home, evening treaty ball roll
  • Pre-bed chew on bacon nyla bone
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Checklist complete.

Dog unconscious.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

My boyfriend came hiking with me yesterday!

It's a first - he's never come hiking with me! For some reason, he seemed reluctant to allow me back into the car at the end of our hike. I can't imagine why - it's not as if I was so excited I barked like a freak all the way to the park.

Monday, February 1, 2010