I wish to advise that I take offense to the question:
"Do you have a dangler, BooBoo?"
Ok, so, I like to eat a lot of grass in spring.
It's green and fresh and it's deeeelish.
And, yes, sometimes, it is a wee bit difficult to get out, if you know what I mean.
Occasionally, I walk away before I've, uh, totally completed the job.
I do, in fact, appreciate the help in those situations.
But does it have to come with a lifting of my tail while she says "have you got a dangler?" - in public? Really?