Monday, March 19, 2012

This is my lobbying face



This photo was taken at 3:00 pm on Sunday, March 18, 2012.


Time, in my opinion, for dinner.


I believe the policy of eating an early dinner on weekends to be one worthy of defence.


The human often disagrees. At which point, I commence my lobbying efforts.


(yes, I am aware that my human is a govenrment official and that I must register to lobby her on behalf of Early Dinner. I have complied with all of the requirements set out by the Lobbying Commissioner.)


I begin by staring at her.


Intently.


Without blinking.


When that fails, I add whining to the mix.


If that doesn't succeed, I move closer to her and hit her with the stare/whine combo.


She will usually attempt reason.


'It's only (insert time here)!'


'Storm, lay down'


'I KNOW you aren't starving'


blah blah blah, yap yap yap.


Eventually, I ALWAYS win.

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