I would like to issue a formal apology to my good friends Louisa and Quinn.I saw you today as we were driving up to Bronte, and I wanted to meet up and walk with you.
But my human wouldn't let me.
Something about me being "out of sorts" and seeming like I was in a bit of pain from my back and arthritis.
In short, the human believed there was potential for bitchiness.
You know how the United States has different colours for various levels of terrorist threat alerts?
We have a Bitchiness Alert.
It was orange today.
Which meant, high threat level.
Therefore, the human took evasive action and steered the threat away from anything which might set it off.
Like, little dogs...you know what I mean...
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