We've named her Britney.The human and I agree that this chicken has a lot in common with Britney Spears.
Tacky, skimpy clothing. Too much makeup. No hair. Doesn't know when to zip it.
And, man, does this chicken like to party.
Yes, I believe we made a good choice in naming the chicken.
Falling asleep with this chicken is not easy. The minute you move and put any pressure on it, Brittney scares the hell out of you and wakes you up with the most obnoxious clucking sounds.
Impossible.
The chicken must be eliminated.
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