
You really think this adorable, innocent looking dog wouldn't kill a bunny, eh?
You are SO wrong.
I did it.
I'm as guilty as they come.
Listen, the bunny was clearly suicidal.
It ran out across a snowy field while a pack of dogs was walking along the path nearby.
It caught my eye, and I gave chase.
It took me about five minutes, but by the time the pack of humans and dogs rounded the corner in the wooded area we walk in, I was ready to emerge from below a beautiful pine tree laden with white, fluffy snow, carrying the dead bunny in my mouth.
I was bursting with pride.
I am Storm, the Bunny Killer.
Bunnycide.
Call it what you like.
I'm guilty.
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