Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Does this look like the face of a bunny killer?

No?

You really think this adorable, innocent looking dog wouldn't kill a bunny, eh?

You are SO wrong.

I did it.

I'm as guilty as they come.

Listen, the bunny was clearly suicidal.

It ran out across a snowy field while a pack of dogs was walking along the path nearby.

It caught my eye, and I gave chase.

It took me about five minutes, but by the time the pack of humans and dogs rounded the corner in the wooded area we walk in, I was ready to emerge from below a beautiful pine tree laden with white, fluffy snow, carrying the dead bunny in my mouth.

I was bursting with pride.

I am Storm, the Bunny Killer.

Bunnycide.

Call it what you like.

I'm guilty.

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